6.25.2011

chinese primary school book answers life's hardest questions

have you ever wondered why dogs hate cats? the 3rd grade English book explains it all:


It might be a little hard to read, so here's the basic synopsis- An old man (he appears to actually be a wizard) lives in a beautiful house with his cat and dog. He also has a magic wand. One night a thief comes to the house and steals the magic wand, and the old man tells the cat and dog to go get it back. The cat and dog search far and wide and finally find the thief and have a scuffle with him. While the dog is busy assaulting the thief, the cat grabs the wand and runs off, leaving the dog behind.

The cat returns home with out the dog and the wizard says "Thank you. You are good. The dog is bad." When the dog finally gets back, the wizard says, "Go away, dog! You didn't help me." Then the dog is made to sleep outside in the snow while the cat purrs by the fireside.

Pretty messed up, huh?! The old man is such a simplistic thinker...

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