dance at night with the chinese people
dance with a terracotta soldier
stretch with the chinese people
play chinese sports
visit the forbidden city (even if you've only had 2 hours of sleep)
buy fruit at the market
go to a chinese primary school (look very closely in the back)
eat a moon cake
show off your woodson pride
fire noserockets with impunity
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