broken metro card :(

woe is a broken metro card.
to finger its smooth, sleek surface
you feel the rush of a cold, intelligent future.
that prochronistic plastic gadget!
one would think that thing invincible.

tis not, i say!
i droppeth my phone one day
that fall was hard
my hand held the card
caught the phone on my hip
then the card had a chip.

zach, he no understand how
how she can make chip with card
it plastic, so durable, no?
no no no
that card not hit soft flesh
it hit bone hip
card go crackalacklack

truth be
he just mad cuz
cuz it his card
hoo hoo hoo
hah hah hah